I don't care if this is immature.

I'm better looking than him.

I'm smarter than him.

I have a much more charismatic personality than him.

I've known you longer.

I've talked to you longer.

I'm better. And I don't care if that sounds immature or cocky.

((The secret of this blog? I know that none of it is true. I just like to pretend that it is.))

Don't make it harder for me than it is.